UNDEAD AND UNRETURNABLE

Betsy Taylor, the new Vampire Queen, is living with her consort, Eric Sinclair, King of the Vampires, and housing a host of live and undead characters, including a feral vampire and a love-sick vampire groupie. Betsy is getting ready for Christmas, taking care of her new brother, John, and helping the police look for the Driveway Killer. This humorous vampire sit-com is read by Nancy Wu, who deliberately makes all the characters sound like "valley girls." The humor is subtle and the sex is rough, even for vampires, but when the ghosts come to call, Betsy is at her best as Vampire Queen. If you like tongue-in-cheek humor or satirized vampire stories, try Davidson. M.B.K. © AudioFile 2006, Portland, Maine [Published: JUN/ JUL 06]